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The Cook​-​up & Knock

by SHOTGUN MARMALADE

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    Ten banging tracks (to my mind anyway - Ha Ha!!)) in the indie-punk-ska-folk-rock stylee (have I left anything out??) that should have seen the light of day this time last year but for . . . world plague, drummers leaving, arsing around etc. Recorded and finished in my own wasteland workshop (The Mended Drum) Some older songs, some new, some re-invented but all originals by Sid (except ‘The Blackleg Miner’ which is traditional but arranged by yours truly) Features bass work by superbloke Ryan Peters. Artwork by Arju.

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1.
Beer just one He had a beer, but just one He’s got no money, it’s fuckin’ gone He scared a kid, he killed a swan But in his head, he’s Solomon Greavsie steals corned beef from grocery He speaks the truth when he’s stoned, he Swigs by the bins on the phone, he Picked up to pretend he’s not lonely He had a beer, but just one In 92, he’s having fun He took some drugs, he smoked a ton He lost a job, he bought a gun Greavsie got removed from uni Socialist real ale and soon, he Found squats in a place that was roomy Did skunk by the light of the moony His, is a tale of sorrow He does not believe in tomorrow He steals on a ship in the cargo hold, Ends up a corpse El Dorado Greavsie steals corned beef from grocery He speaks the truth when he’s stoned Greavsie got removed from uni Socialist real ale and soon
2.
Dreams and alcohol Grab your beer and gather round Pick your boots up off the ground And drink your drink to loosen up your tongue Tell us what you’re going to do With your life when we are through And that Sunday morning feeling comes around So load up on the whiskey Slam your glass down on the bar And rave about tomorrow’s plans today I don’t want to get you down But you’ll never leave this town If all you got are dreams and alcohol As we gather in the bar True philosophers we are We know the right and wrong and what to fix And if it wasn’t for the craic We’d be never coming back And then be on the way to better things There’s gold up in the hills And anticipation chills The drinkers into dreamers one and all Then life will rear its head When you’re lying your bed And reality will kick you in the balls So load up on the whiskey . . . And all it needs, is you to put your faith in me Everything’s in place now, as any fool can see Just take a chance, and face up to the fear And we’ll get started, when we’ve finished one more beer Jimmy’s train went down the track Now he’s never coming back And his road to nowhere dreams went up in smoke And the congregation stares As he staggers up the stairs To the heaven in his head that no one knows So load up on the whiskey . . . So there’s nothing more to say And by God, we’re on our way Where greener pastures hail a brand new dawn And there’s no doubt to be found So let’s drink another round And I’ll remember when I’m lying on the floor So load up on the whiskey Slam your glass down on the bar And rave about tomorrow’s plans today I don’t want to get you down I don’t want to get you down So let’s drink another round Cos’ all we got, are dreams and alcohol Cos’ all we got, are dreams and alcohol Cos’ all we got, are dreams and alcohol
3.
Blackeyeblue 03:13
Blackeyeblue Hey you, what you gonna do When your eyes are black and your face is blue And the oxygen no longer fills your brain Hey you, what you gonna say When there is no reason and there ain’t no way That you’re ever getting out of here alive No good sitting on the spectrum When its dark inside No complaining in a restroom With your wounded pride No good planning to escape When you’re paralysed with fear and apathy Hey you, where you gonna be When the time runs out and you just can’t see That you’re disappearing down below the tide Hey you, how you gonna feel When the bones all break and the wounds won’t heal And the writing on the wall spells out your name No good dancing with the devil When he turns on you No saluting by the flagpole Like the crew cuts do No good swimming in the deep end When the sharks are circling to seal your fate Hey you, when you gonna see That the world won’t wait and you won’t break free ‘til you grit your teeth and bite down on resolve Hey you, when you gonna know That the earth is sick and the seed won’t grow ‘til you suck the poison out and start again Oh Oh There’s angels in the the sky for you and . . . Oh oh There’s sawdust on the floor for your blood Oh oh There’s plenty more in store where that came from Oh oh The contract signed and binding and its tight And there’s really no way out unless you fight! Unless you fight Hey you, what you gonna do When your eyes are black and your face is blue And the oxygen no longer fills your brain Hey you, what you gonna say When there is no reason and there ain’t no way That you’re ever getting out of here alive x4
4.
The Blackleg Miner It's in the evening, after dark The blackleg miner gangs to work In his moleskin pants and dirty shirt There goes the blackleg miner He takes his pick and down he goes To hew the coal that lies below There's not a woman in this town row Would go with a blackleg miner So join the union while you may Don't wait till your dying day For that may not be far away You dirty blackleg miner For Deleval is a terrible place They rub wet clay in the blackleg's face Around the pits they run a foot race To catch the blackleg miner And don't go near the Seghill mine Across the road they've stretched a line To catch the throat and break the spine Of the dirty blackleg miner Well they take his pick and duds as well And they hoy them down the pit of Hell So there you go and fare thee well You dirty blackleg miner
5.
People, Papers, haters Fake news . . . the people So true . . flat Earth people You don’t know where you’re going You don’t know what to do You need someone to hold your hand Oh . . . shame on you Fake news . . . the papers So Blue . . . Vicious papers Right wing on the payroll Wire taps on demand You sold your soul for millionaire’s gold Oh . . . Shame on you . . . shame on you Shame on you . . . Shame on you This is the land of the many nation. We are the people of our own creation We are the music and the streets of the free We were the envy of democracy But you claim to represent me With your hate and bigotry To make a killing when you sack the nation With your deception and your detestation Is your story so disaffected To abandon this land infected With a blight that you projected A nation’s flag now flies corrupted Our grandparent’s legacy neglected They fought the fascist to be liberated Not to spread your spurious hatred It is from you that we must be protected Fake news, the haters So true. Not so secret haters Crawl out of the woodwork Throw petrol on the flames Your selfish pride makes me sick inside Oh . . . Shame on . . . you . . . Oh . . . Shame on . . . x6
6.
Hollow Man 03:27
Hollow man He let you down and walked away. You don't need him anyway He stole the sunlight from your day Then took the coward's way I watched your castle made of sand fall into the sea and all the patchwork tears you cried cut to the heart of me Now I can't say, that you were wrong To let your guard down, when you felt strong How many of us, hand on heart would be fooled the same way too (X3) By a hollow excuse for a man, fooled the same way too x2 He ate your food and touched your hair I pretended not to care He held you close; I could not see But not as close as me Cold, dark laughter fell apart Down by the fire light The poisoned words that rocked your heart When you were out of sight He took your smile, and sacked the land This vagabond, this hollow man He slipped away and forced your hand So treacherous this hollow man By a hollow excuse for a man, so treacherous this, hollow excuse for a man, this vagabond
7.
Anti mode stil polizei You said you would tell me what to Like, You said you would tell me what to Wear, You said you would tell me what to Listen to, You said you would tell me what to Think Rufen Sie die Polizei
8.
Happy New Year Mr Cooper Yesterday was new year’s day Another twelve months on the way Another chance for me to say All the things I have to say Your broken promises infect me To toe the line, so please inject me This suffering, it’s all we have This cable channel, it makes me drowsy This time of night, the action’s lousy The saddest time of all is now Woah Woah Each year it’s the same It makes me insane I’ve got to make waves Do you hear what I’m saying? Woah Woah There’s a boss-eyed chimp To tip me the wink Inviting me to change Yesterday was new year’s day Another twelve months on the way Another chance for me to say All the things I have to say Yesterday was New Year’s Day Another twelve months gone away Another chance for me to slay The demons that I have to slay Anticipate my resolution What we need is revolution Convenient, it almost rhymes My mind is blank, my body weary I hope that no one else will hear me As I move to different times Chewed up silver from a hospital bed I crave brown paper for a hole in the head Fill up on the dark its already been said Try to open up a vein that’s already been bled Passing up the chance for the journey ahead Are you sewing up your dreams with a needle and thread A coward in a shell with heart full of lead Are you picking up the pieces of the living dead Hanging from a wire in a sugarman suit and a Pumped up syringe just to get at the root of your Steamboat dreams and a personal shooter We want to get away like DB Cooper Yesterday was New year’s day Another twelve months on the way Another chance for me to slay The demons that I have to slay Yesterday was New Year’s Day Another twelve months gone away Scratching out the eyes of a blackened future We want to get away like DB Cooper D B Cooper We want to get away like DB Cooper . . .
9.
Not a drinking song I’m stepping over flying ants on Polish from the Spar Paddy’s on his elbow, he’s holding up the bar Oakes has shares in Guinness, and Toomsie’s not on milk And there ain’t no bugger in this town row that downs a pint like Silk So raise a glass to abstinence The tee-total and the dry Drink a toast to never drinking With tears in your eyes And sleep it off all day Then start again at night And thank your lucky stars that this is definitely not a drinking song. The hipsters from the social club on cocktails once again A Bloody-Russian-Mary-Jack-Mojito on the plane Mick’s only had one rum and coke, no more has touched his lips! You’ll find him on the streets of town, lamenting “Where’s me chips!” I’ve been listening to Gaz Brookfield Who’s been listening to Frank Who’s been listening to Billy On whose shoulders we all stand And none of them are drinkers Not a drop has touched their lips And none of them have ever sung a song About Getting . . . about getting . . . about getting, Getting fucking pissed Patched up Pete likes arty booze, it’s so UNPOPular Humdrum’s drinks are cynical, he’s questioning the bar The Greenaways are well away and unafraid to ask Just what it is that Bodmin is a hiding in that flask The Pilchards are all pickled, on whiskey, gin and rum Ryan’s brain is in a jar, his liver’s on the run There’s nothing else to do now, but honestly I’ve tried So take me to a brewery . . . and leave me there to die So raise a glass to abstinence The tee-total and the dry Drink a toast to never drinking With tears in your eyes And sleep it off all day Then start again at night And thank your lucky stars, thank your lucky stars, thank your lucky stars that this is definitely not a drinking song, Ay Ay Ay Ay x4 And thank your lucky stars that this is definitely, not a, drinking . . . Song
10.
Brian is a Big Dick Brian is a big dick standing on a corner flicking all the arses with his towel Brian is a big dick packin' dynamite stick swingin' by a kneecap lookin' foul He's the only guy I know Who doesn't cover up Shame he's such a bastard when he hates you he'll fuck you up Brian is a big dick Mafiosa big prick bragging to the ladies don't bend down Brian is a big dick Bernie is his side kick Stiffing it to Davey in the shower Where's your fucking tool mate? What fucking tool? (says Dave) Brian's not a cockney but This fucking tool he says (you fucking scum) Brian Brian Big Brian Brian Dick Brian Brian Brian is a big dick really liked to swing it now he's got a daughter and a sad life Brian is a big dick thought he'd make his fortune gagging all the ladies getting paid He doesn't seem to know bad karma will take you down his personality has rotted away to nowt. Brian Brian Big Brian Brian Dick Brian Brian DICK

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Ten banging tracks (to my mind anyway - Ha Ha!!)) in the indie-punk-ska-folk-rock stylee (have I left anything out??) that should have seen the light of day in August last year but for . . . world plague, drummers leaving, arsing around etc. Recorded and finished in my own wasteland workshop (The Mended Drum) Some older songs, some new, some re-invented but all originals by Sid (except ‘The Blackleg Miner’ which is traditional but arranged by yours truly) Features bass work by superbloke Ryan Peters.

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released June 25, 2021

All songs by Sid River
Bass work by Ryan Peters & Sid
Mastering by Chris Wilson & Sid
Album artwork by Arju

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SHOTGUN MARMALADE Kingswinford, UK

SHOTGUN MARMALADE: High-energy, rhythmic, dark pop-punk songs payed either as a power trio or solo on an acoustic guitar with plenty of clicks, chops and skanks. Lyrics are humorous, ebullient, ironic and often cryptic, dealing with the darker side of life, usually with foot-stomping accompaniment and an opportunity to ska-pogo for those who so wish. We don't take ourselves too seriously!!. ... more

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