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Brian is a Big Dick

from The Cook​-​up & Knock by SHOTGUN MARMALADE

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    Ten banging tracks (to my mind anyway - Ha Ha!!)) in the indie-punk-ska-folk-rock stylee (have I left anything out??) that should have seen the light of day this time last year but for . . . world plague, drummers leaving, arsing around etc. Recorded and finished in my own wasteland workshop (The Mended Drum) Some older songs, some new, some re-invented but all originals by Sid (except ‘The Blackleg Miner’ which is traditional but arranged by yours truly) Features bass work by superbloke Ryan Peters. Artwork by Arju.

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lyrics

Brian is a Big Dick

Brian is a big dick
standing on a corner
flicking all the arses
with his towel
Brian is a big dick
packin' dynamite stick
swingin' by a kneecap
lookin' foul
He's the only guy I know
Who doesn't cover up
Shame he's such a bastard
when he hates you
he'll fuck you up

Brian is a big dick
Mafiosa big prick
bragging to the ladies
don't bend down
Brian is a big dick
Bernie is his side kick
Stiffing it to Davey
in the shower
Where's your fucking tool mate?
What fucking tool? (says Dave)
Brian's not a cockney but
This fucking tool he says
(you fucking scum)

Brian Brian
Big Brian Brian
Dick Brian Brian

Brian is a big dick
really liked to swing it
now he's got a daughter
and a sad life
Brian is a big dick
thought he'd make his fortune
gagging all the ladies
getting paid
He doesn't seem to know bad
karma will take you down
his personality has
rotted away to nowt.

Brian Brian
Big Brian Brian
Dick Brian Brian
DICK

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from The Cook​-​up & Knock, released June 25, 2021

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SHOTGUN MARMALADE Kingswinford, UK

SHOTGUN MARMALADE: High-energy, rhythmic, dark pop-punk songs payed either as a power trio or solo on an acoustic guitar with plenty of clicks, chops and skanks. Lyrics are humorous, ebullient, ironic and often cryptic, dealing with the darker side of life, usually with foot-stomping accompaniment and an opportunity to ska-pogo for those who so wish. We don't take ourselves too seriously!!. ... more

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